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Sunday, September 16, 2007

LAME! wanna act emo? here u are!

[Emo tips]

  • Talk constantly to your non-emo friends about being emo. Each time they ask you what it is, say something different. Make it sound all mysterious and secretive.
  • Try and share your emo music with as many people as you can. Get really angry when they don't like it. Get really mad when they do like it and try to share it with other people
  • Like meat? Well stop. Being a vegetarian or a vegan is one of the most important requirements of being emo.
  • When eating M&M's, only eat the red ones.
  • Start
  • livejournal, deadjournal or a diaryland diary. Write in it about all the shows you have gone to and how they have changed your life. Lie if necessary. Be sure and put the song you were listening to at the end of each entry and occasionally post some poems.
  • Remember: the fad of anti-fad.
  • Buy a digital camera and take lots of pictures of yourself. Turn your head as you take them so only your ear or eye or part of your hair shows. Then open them up in photo shop and blur them even more. It makes them look artistic. Taking photos of random objects in black and white also looks artistic. Once you've done that, you can consider yourself an art student.
  • Expect hardcore and straight edge kids to make fun of you. Tell them "your scene is dead!" and run away like the little wuss you are.
  • Join a band or make a new one. You'll suck, but at least you can tell people about it.




  • actually , there are more! like.. how to dress emo.